Born the son of a preacher man, Jon Watson grew up on the tough streets of Harlem not knowing where his next meal would come from. A hardened soul, battered and bruised emotionally and physically, he left The Johnson School For Wayward Boys without ………ok that is obviously a huge load of bulls@%t. Watson got his start producing Alice Cooper’s radio show on 93.3 KDKB in Phoenix, Arizona. He later went on to produce the morning show with J.R. and Mary(Love you guys! Miss ya!) and lived the life of a king for 3 years. He now toils in obscurity on the overnight shift.
What kind of woman do you get when you combine grace, intelligence, beauty, compassion and eloquence…then wrap it all up in the body of a greek goddess with the voice of an angel?I dont know, but it sure as hell aint this broad! Born under a bad moon in pittsburgh, pa sometime in the late 1971s, Mary is indeed beautiful, and smart as a whip, but she’s about as subtle as a sledge hammer to the forehead. Mary once sat down at a poker game with Lucifer…after 5 minutes the the devil excused himself exclaiming, “Is it hot in here or is it just me?”.
Paul Oak has no experience whatsoever in radio, television, or public speaking of any kind. He is also unfamiliar with web design, fashion trends, criminal justice, landscaping, investment banking, agriculture, real estate, municipal bonds, aviation standards and buddhism. Nobody even knows if Paul Oak is his real name…The man is a mystery!
After an unfortunate go kart accident at the age of 7, Alan was told by a panel of experts that he would never walk again. As it turns out, the “experts” were right…until the age of 14 when after a near drowning, Alan regained all feeling and movement in his lower extremities and was able to stand tall and walk proud once again…until the age of 24 when he was involved in an unfortunate Forklift accident and was told by a panel of experts that he would never walk again. However, after a horrific skydiving accident at the age of 29, Alan once again regained all feeling and mobility in his lower extremities, which he lost at the age of 31 in an unfortunate rock climbing accident. After a devastating hang gliding accident 5 years ago, Alan regained all feeling in his lower extremities and is walking again today….for how long, is anybody’s guess.
Known in some circles as “Hollywood Mike” Mike Malicke once served as a consultant to most major motion picture studios. When actors needed to know how to play the role of a security guard or body guard…”Hollywood Mike” was the man they brought in. His work with Kevin Costner in “The BodyGuard” marked the pinnacle of his success. Sadly, the film also marked the end of his career as his passionate tryst with Whitney Houston became public and he lost all credibility with the studios.
Kansas is a “retired” Marine sniper. Beyond that, little, if anything about the real identity of this man is known. It has been said that anyone who knows his true identity has been told to NEVER identify his body if asked to do so. It has also been said, that if YOU ever become aware of Kansas’ true identity, those who know you have been told to NEVER identify YOUR body if asked to do so. Yes, this is some scary S**t!